Not "Rick"

Pat, the longboarding bassist



there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

(Source: neilcicierega, via sad-and-awkward)


Okay so google changed its logo for Valentine’s Day and you can interact with it and it shows little couples like this



And then it shows them on a date



And I thought it was cute so I kept going

And then I got to the last pairing and I just



that’s me

(Source: sterekimpala, via colorfulr0ses)


men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

(via colorfulr0ses)

French Friend:well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend:THOUSAND?
French Friend:Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
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